NEWS

2/13/2019 Err37 @Honey

Thank you everybody for who came and helped us welcome some Lorelanders to our side of the multiverse. If you check out the writings tab of the website, you will find the piece Claude read during our set, along with some brand new stories from Free America! Flags Up!

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1/6/2019‘Verse, Page 5

1/6/2019

‘Verse, Page 5

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12/18/18

The note.

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12/16/2018

Nate and I were out walking our dogs, Jethro and Tiger, around the lake today when they began whining and straining against the lead a little more frantically than usual. Tiger sounded like she was going to choke herself trying to get to something glinting in the dead grass on the shore. Nate managed to grab an old blue bottle out from under Jethro’s nose.

When we opened it up a scrap of paper fell out which read, “LIVE AT THE MAR-RY ROUSHT! FLAGS UP! TORCHES OUT! DOWN WITH DRAGONS AND ALL HAIL THE PIRATE KING! No cover for Centaurs, Fauns drink free, Two for One’s before Market Bell, and wipe your hooves for fox sake! Wharf Fresh Angel Eels and never ending Beef Roll baskets with the purchase of a round for the entire bar.”

Any information on what the hell is happening would be greatly appreciated.

  • Claude Culotta

12/16/2018

**DENIM THIEVES LIVE WORLDWIDE**

“SINE FINE NOCTE” AVAILABLE NOW ON SPOTIFY, ITUNES, YOUTUBE & MANY MORE !!!

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11/25/2018

**NSFW / MATURE - WARNING / NUDITY**

Greetings, Folx! Tonight, we celebrate the release of “ ‘Verse ", a tale of adventure and mystery set on the Edge of All Realities. Written, illustrated and starring our own Colby Swanson. Now we’re not going to get into story details just yet, so don’t worry if you’re confused (so am I). Instead simply read the page and gaze at the detail (this business right here took two years to complete).

11/10/2018

Heehaw and Howdy! We got some new videos comin’ for ya baby! - Go ahead. Give em’ a little click.

Live renditions from this years Halloween show down at the Kitty Cat Klub posted below. Thanks to everyone who came out!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

10/21/18

Hey all you citizens of Free America! Turn Back Now Just celebrated our tenth birthday HARD at Moon Palace Books. We had a great time and we super appreciate everyone who came out to support as artists, musicians, or lovers of Rock and Roll. We put together a compilation of stories and fliers from the past ten years. If you didn’t get a copy ,you can snag one at the Kitty Cat Klub October 27th for our traditional Halloween show with the cats from The Stondest (formerly/maybe still also RapeDoor).

You can also get into the spirit of the season when the Denim Thieves open the set with The Nightmare Trilogy, also available streaming on the music page of the website under the name Sine Fine Nocte (SEE-ne, FEE-ne NOK-te). Go get caught up on Vincent Black Shadow, his unholy abomination Savage Henry, and the simple lie they share within the halls of 612 Werewolf Avenue.

Happy Halloween, Halloweiners. We love you.

9/19/18 Here we have it you big baby blasters! The Lori Petty OFFICIAL VIDEO!

We’re so pleased to present the official music for our song Lori Petty, featured on our upcoming split EP Party Ghosts or The Club Kids Birthday Cake. We hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it! Thank you to Director Erich Buenger for your dedication to excellence. And thank ya’ll for sticking around.


9/3/2018 Turn Back Now Is Playing The Frogtown Arts Festival Saturday October 6th

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8/16/18 Hey what's that falling out of the sky!?

OMG GUYS!!! Its live footage from the Denim Thieves show at Mortimer's! We had the privilege of opening up the set for our good buddies Prorenada! Thanks to all you sexy babies who came out. Special thanks to David Huttner for inviting us out and a belated happy birthday to him as well! See you next time!

 
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8/3/18 ALERT! BLAST FROM THE PAST INBOUND

Best way to get on that new shit? Take a look at some oldies, am I right? Check out Turn Back Now's video for 'Simon Says below. Some of the faces got newer and some of em got older, but hey thats no biggie. Everybody's still havin' one hell-of-a-time!

~Alex


8/2/18 Comin' in HOT daddy-o!

The anticipation is building. Call your grandmas and put on your pajamas cause the new Lori Petty Video is a comin' and its about to blow the wax out y'all ears! 


7/26/2018 

We love our homie Steve down at Natural Sounds Studios bringing that down home mixing to our Thursday night cook out. Keep your ear on the money my honey. We bout to introduce you to Party Ghosts or The Club Kids Birthday Cake. (Does it feel like we have a big birthday coming up? Does it feel like we want to give you presents?)

7/21/2018

This is only a tiny baby portion of the rad pics and sweet sweet communion we got blasting out and through our music video shoot. Lori Petty, I know your assistant will never see this. But I hope you catch an eyeful one day. Special shout out to Erich Buenger, Nicole Jean Rhode, Kristel Porter, Kevin Byrne, Claire Johnson, Hanna Helouin, Gina Glynn, Tara Grimmer, Allen Haworth, Blake Johnson, Matt Jarvi, Amy Jones, Christopher Nolt, Anny Lou, The Dix Squad, Mary, Krissandra and Jeff, Jasper, and any other fine and freaky folk who joined us through out the day.

7/14/18

Hey y'all! Exactly one week till shoot day. Saturday July 1st, we're suiting up in baseball gear, denim, glitter, camo, and prison jump suits and shooting a Lori Petty video chock full of the spirit of Lori Petty and shockingly devoid of any physical representation of Lori herself. We've been working on this particular project for several years, and we're locked and loaded with anticipation to actually make it happen, let alone to share it with y'all. 

Keep those cute little booties on duty y'all. We gotta represent for dat rent. And keep your eyes trained this way, cause Bottle Tree Productions is gearing up for Turn Back Now's 10th birthday this Fall, and we have some presents for you!!

7/10/18Bottle Tree Productions proudly presents our first tank: The Rae Lindley. Alex built it but every one gave it a little piece of something.

7/10/18

Bottle Tree Productions proudly presents our first tank: The Rae Lindley. Alex built it but every one gave it a little piece of something.

 
7/14/18A Tiger in repose. Even the dog is stoked about the Lori Petty shoot next weekend!

7/14/18

A Tiger in repose. Even the dog is stoked about the Lori Petty shoot next weekend!



6/23/2018

Claire, Claude, and Nate  showing off their PRIDE colors. Reminds me of the Summer of '33...The PRIDE riots were out of control...The fires of July's penance were raging through the streets...Chicago burned again.

You can't tell me shoes weren't made for dancing. You can't tell me a revolution can't be a song. And don't you dare tell me a party isn't the exact correct place for a protest.

Stay safe Free America,

Claude

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6/23/18

It's time!! We're launching! Welcome to Bottle Tree Productions. Welcome to Free America. Welcome to our home. We're glad you're here. We hope you stick around to learn what we're about. We can't wait to get to know you. Poke around, contact us, listen deep and love hard. You're my hero, baby. We can kiss away the pain. Till the night closes in. That's more than one song reference, and if you're here you probably love that.

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me. Blood, sugar, sex, magic. Don't get 2 close to my fantasy. Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me. And all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Somebody stop me. Now you understand why we're here. 

 

6/22/18 Conversations with old friends

Rachael needs to come home y'all.  Look at that gorgeous massive gape...we need her. And love her. Also, she made our Bottle Tree. Give her some love.

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6/21/18 New music from The Denim Thieves

Listen to the first three tracks from the new Denim Thieves Album 'Summer I'.


6/20/18

TBN is filming a video for our song "Lori Petty" near the end of July. We want everyone who can to come out and play dress up. SO HYPED!!

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6/17/18 PRIDE! (almost)

My wife knows what I need, what I like, and what I want. Happy Father's Day and Happy PRIDE y'all! I look fierce as hell, cool as fuck, and I know you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

--Claude

 

 

 


6/10/18 Table Top Writing Exercise

We beat our first boss y'all! I found some spells, and it was unexpected and rad. Don't fuck with necromancy in Rochester. Because we'll know and it's too easy to catch you. 777 all day. Also, doesn't our DM Allen look sexy and tiger-tastic? I'm here and living for it.

 

--Claude

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6/6/2018

Club Underground was looking like Punk Rock scene graduating class 2012. Raymond Breed was back in town and as ever, he looked like our prom king. Love playing a stripped down set, love playing with the fellas on acoustic. Love sining love songs to my wife. Thanks for having us NE Minneapolis! We should do this again sometime soon.


5/15/18 Met with our director.

Our main guy director man Erich came over to discuss Lori Petty. Look out for us after July, cause I'm gonna be shirtless on your news feed after playing baseball with some irate Tank Girls. At least probably. Look for the alligator chain y'all.

--Claude

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4/23/18 Turn Back Now @ Kitty Cat Klub

Had an amazing show with Victory Riot, Christof Rochel, and Ariola 51. Love these guys! A special thanks to everyone who came out.